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IF YOU WERE A _______, WHAT WILL YOU BE, AND WHY?
1. An ulam/meal
Fried Chicken. Because I've eaten so much in my entire life, it's a wonder I haven't started clucking yet. KFC extra crispy please! (nothing beats homemade, though)
2. A furniture piece
A table, because you can put a lot of stuff on it and it just sits there, not complaining.
3. An item of clothing or apparel
A white T-shirt. Comfy, yet bland. No prints--okay, maybe a small understated logo at front chest pocket, which you have to really look at to notice.
4. An album or a song.
Alanis Morrissette, Jagged Little Pill. Because I literally lived that entire album.5. A fruit or vegetable
A tomato. Because it could be either a fruit or a vegetable, depending on who you ask. Thus spake the Gemini. Plus it's a base in so many dishes.
6. An animal.
A turtle. Slow but steady.
7. A place.
Orange County, California. The weather rarely changes, but a lot of times it's smoggy. And sometimes the Santa Ana winds causes wildfires.
8. A cartoon character.
I love Family Guy. It would be quite interesting to be Quagmire (giggity!), but I'm more like Brian (a bit too serious for his own good). Although Brian's a drunk, and I don't really drink. Maybe Adam We?
9. An office item/ equipment
A Solaris box running Oracle. Because I'm chock-full of useless information.
10. An international celebrity/ personality.
Someone British, I would think, since my sense of humor leans towards the English. Maybe John Cleese, but not as funny.
11. A book.
One of those books filled with fascinating trivia that proves ultimately useless in the grand scheme of things. In my college days I would be a compilation of "Dear Abby" columns, since I was a sounding board for a lot of friends, both male and female.12. A movie.
Dead Again. Because it had Roman and Marga(ret) as main characters. Marga and I always got a kick out of it. Ah, carpool days.
13. A mode of transportation.
A Mack truck. Starts slow, but then keeps on truckin'. Plus, Optimus Prime was a Mack Truck. Awesome.
Remember when I said that Stephen King writes really killer openings but sucks at endings? Well, he did it again with his newest book, Cell.
The premise is pretty simple, but cool: everyone with a cell phone has turned into zombie-like creatures. People without cell phones are normal. The book then follows a group of these normal folk as they try to survive.
Simple, right? King captured me from the get-go with that premise, and I eagerly flipped the pages, wanting to see what would happen. What was also interesting to me was that this felt like it happened in the Dark Tower universe, with the event seemingly caused by the Crimson King. Heck, I think he even makes a cameo appearance, although obliquely (you'd have to be familiar with school mascots). Things were building up to an exciting finish when...
He ends it. Just like that. He ends it. No sense of closure. Nada. I nearly threw the book at something, except it would've woken up the wife and kids. He addresses this somewhat on his site (scroll down towards the middle, posted April 26, 2006), but to me it felt like he didn't know how to end it, so he just did.
Nonetheless, it's an entertaining page turner and is worth the read.
Just make sure you don't hit anything if you throw away the book in disgust.