IF YOU WERE A _______, WHAT WILL YOU BE, AND WHY?
1. An ulam/meal
Fried Chicken. Because I've eaten so much in my entire life, it's a wonder I haven't started clucking yet. KFC extra crispy please! (nothing beats homemade, though)
2. A furniture piece
A table, because you can put a lot of stuff on it and it just sits there, not complaining.
3. An item of clothing or apparel
A white T-shirt. Comfy, yet bland. No prints--okay, maybe a small understated logo at front chest pocket, which you have to really look at to notice.
4. An album or a song.
Alanis Morrissette, Jagged Little Pill. Because I literally lived that entire album.5. A fruit or vegetable
A tomato. Because it could be either a fruit or a vegetable, depending on who you ask. Thus spake the Gemini. Plus it's a base in so many dishes.
6. An animal.
A turtle. Slow but steady.
7. A place.
Orange County, California. The weather rarely changes, but a lot of times it's smoggy. And sometimes the Santa Ana winds causes wildfires.
8. A cartoon character.
I love Family Guy. It would be quite interesting to be Quagmire (giggity!), but I'm more like Brian (a bit too serious for his own good). Although Brian's a drunk, and I don't really drink. Maybe Adam We?
9. An office item/ equipment
A Solaris box running Oracle. Because I'm chock-full of useless information.
10. An international celebrity/ personality.
Someone British, I would think, since my sense of humor leans towards the English. Maybe John Cleese, but not as funny.
11. A book.
One of those books filled with fascinating trivia that proves ultimately useless in the grand scheme of things. In my college days I would be a compilation of "Dear Abby" columns, since I was a sounding board for a lot of friends, both male and female.12. A movie.
Dead Again. Because it had Roman and Marga(ret) as main characters. Marga and I always got a kick out of it. Ah, carpool days.
13. A mode of transportation.
A Mack truck. Starts slow, but then keeps on truckin'. Plus, Optimus Prime was a Mack Truck. Awesome.
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