Over at The Herd at ESPNRadio Colin Cowherd was defending his choice of Batman as his favorite superhero. Apparently, thousands of his listeners had e-mailed him saying that Batman was no superhero, since he didn't have any superpowers. Colin then mocked several so-called superheroes:
On Aquaman: "The only way Aquaman is a superhero is if Spongebob became a drug dealer" (yeah, pushing seaweed--har-de-har-har)
On Flash: "All he does is run fast and wear a mask. OJ does that"
On Wonder Woman: "She wears a corset and ties up people to make them tell the truth. Hmm, are we talking about Wonder Woman or Jenna Jameson"?
Of course, Colin's right. Batman's a superhero, with or without superpowers. Batman can beat anyone--if he's prepared. Heck, he nearly took out Superman, and had a plan to defeat each member of the Justice League.
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