Rock Star: Supernova Week 1

(or, as I like to call it, "Tommy's Diner". Seriously, though, it's like a buffet for Tommy Lee, don't you think?)

Boy, that was interesting. Although I can't help feeling that Tommy Lee was heavily involved in the selection process. Most, if not all of the female rockers are all hot in some form or fashion. Well, except for Dilana, who's a bit scary. And (again, except for Dilana, who's one of a kind) is it just me, or do all the females look like or perform like someone who's already famous?

• Dana, the sweet little rich kid looks kinda like Winnie Cooper and performs like Jessica Rabbit from RS:INXS
  
• Jenny looks and sings like Liz Phair. I think she's better as a solo act.
  
• Jill looks like Charo, along with the *ahem* frontage to match. PJ thinks she looks like Pamela Anderson with those lips
  
• Patrice looks like Miranda from Sex and the City...so I can't picture her as a "rocker". More like a lawyer moonlighting as one.
  
• Storm looks like Tiffani Amber-Thiessen, or (depending on the camera angle) Lindsey Lohan. And who the heck names their daughter "Storm"?
  
• Zayra looks like Lucy Lawless, and makes like Daphna Dove with the flowing scarves

The guys...well, only Toby stood out for me, with his acoustic Knockin' on Heaven's Door. Lukas, although he sounded great, felt like Ty part 2 to me. Which may not necessarily be a bad thing, but he's too emo and seems to be too high-maintenance for my taste.

It's only Week One, though. We'll see if people improve, and if Tommy Lee can manage to keep his hands to himself. Doubt it, though. =)