Stories I Tell

From Petros of PMS:

Frank Sinatra was talking to the valet attendant.
"What's the biggest tip you've ever gotten?" he asked.
"$100, Mr Sinatra." the young man replied.
Frank then gave him $200.
"Now what's the biggest tip you've ever gotten?" he asked again.
"$200, sir!" the young man replied.
"And who gave it to you?"
"Frank Sinatra."
"That's right, and don't you forget it," the Chairman said, as he got into his car and drove off.