I Am, I Said

Awww...so Brooke is finally gone from American Idol. Not qutie sure what I'll watch for now. Everyone left is so boring to me (except maybe Jason, who's isn't boring but actually seems to be bored by the entire thing. Duuuuude);

Despite all of Brooke's flaws, she was an interesting singer. I don't quite get the hate of some people towards her. It's like she ate babies or something (even worse--she's never seen an R-rated flick! The horror! She's trying to brainwash us! Quick, No Country For Old Men on or something!)

Well, Top 5 ain't bad. And maybe we'll finally get to see what kind of album she'll come out with.

P-p-p-playoffs!

Geez, it seems like it was just last week when I came up with my predictions as to how the NBA playoffs will shape up. This was what I predicted:

WEST:
(1) Mavs, Suns, Spurs, Jazz, Rockets, Nuggets, Warriors, Lakers
(2) Mavs, Suns, Spurs, Rockets
(3) Mavs, Spurs
(4) Spurs

EAST
(1) Bulls, Pistons, Celtics, Wizards, Heat, Magic, Nets, Cavs
(2) Bulls, Pistons, Celtics, Heat
(3) Bulls, Celtics
(4) Bulls

FINALS
(1) Spurs, Bulls
(2) Spurs

Hoo-boy, was I off or what? Bulls in the finals? I guess I was thinking that Kobe would get traded. Instead, we have the Lake Show as the #1 seed throughout the playoffs. Yikes.

Anyway, if you believe the NBA is rigged (or, as I believe, "influenced"--see Game 6 of Lakers/Kings, where a Kobe elbow to Bibby's nose was deemed "incidental contact", and the Lakers shooting 27 free throws in the fourth), it's going to be Lakers-Celtics in the Finals. I think it'll be a Lakers-Spurs WCF, and a Celtics-Magic ECF, followed by the Dream Matchup. In this case, I think the NBA "influences" the series to a Game 7, where the NBA lets them play (after all, they've already won in terms of $$$).

A Lakers-Celtics finals would be hard for me. Normally, I'd be on the Anyone-But-The-Lakers bandwagon--except for the fact that this particular edition is so darned likable (Gasol, Farmar, Turiaf). Having grown up a Celtics fan, I should be rooting for the green uniform all the way--except I'm currently sick of all things Boston right now, because of the obnoxious fanbase.

So I'm torn. Heck, maybe I'll root for the Lakers just this once--after all, I did root for Jordan and Da Bulls that one time against the Sonics. Or maybe Shaq is the missing link for the Suns after all.

Star Wars in the 'Hood

Came across this set of photographs on /film. I especially like the first one with the Storm Troopers on Dewbacks and the last one with Jabba the Hut.

They're all photos by Cedric Delsaux, with the whole set on his site (click on "Series" once you enter his flash site).

Mariah Does American Idol (heh)

Just had to pop-in and say that:

1. Looks like we're approaching the end for Brooke. Poor Brooke, looks like she couldn't take the pressure and has completely lost her confidence; where's the woman who sang "Say Goodbye"? Hopefully she'll be a bit more settled down in the recording studio.
2. DCook's "Always Be My Baby" sounds unfinished; polish it a bit and I can see myself actually liking this song...it sounds a lot like something Lifehouse would put out.
3. ...while Jason's "I Don't Want To Cry" reminded me of "Careless Whisper" by Wham!
4. Everyone else was meh. Archie especially.

Apple takes on The Big Apple

So Apple is fighting New York City over their logo for the GreeNYC campaign (pictured below, taken from the GreeNYC site), claiming that it "infringes on its trademark", and "are causing mass confusion and ruining Apple's good reputation." What?


Honestly, who in their right mind would even think that this is the Apple logo? I can argue that it's an infinity symbol made to look like an apple, calling to mind New York's nickname, The Big Apple.

The only thing ruining Apple's reputation is Apple itself, with such silly things as this. It's not another computer company calling itself Apol with a similar logo; it's a freaking city! How on earth will people confuse the two?

Late April Fools joke, you think?


via Wired Magazine

American Idol, Season 7

I'm not commenting much on this season, since it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that Archie will win. It's like they upgraded the DeGarmo-bot and unleashed him to the unsuspecting public; he sings technically well, but watch his eyes--they're empty. He doesn't seem to connect to the world. But the tweens love him, so he'll probably sell a zillion records and then be on a future episode of VH1's Where Are They Now. Kinda like...

Carly. Um, if she only sold 378 copies of her debut album, why does she think she'll win this thing? Especially with that awful sleeve she has (did she really tattoo her own face on her arm?).

Anyway, I'd probably consider buying a Brooke White album. Maybe. She just reminds me of Liz Phair, if Liz Phair sang about puppies and rainbows instead of sex. I thought Brooke's EBYT was pretty good, even with that first misstep.

Alas, poor Ramiele. We hardly knew ye.

RIP Arthur C. Clarke

A day late, but RIP Arthur C Clarke. I'll always remember devouring his books when I was a kid, especially Rendezvous With Rama. Clarke, along with Asimov and Heinlein (who he joins in the great big scifi convention in the sky), pretty much defined the type of books I would be reading until today.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. -- Arthur C. Clarke

Super Smash Bros Brawl!

I got this game the day before it was released, and I still haven't played it as much as I wanted. First, I tried playing it just with the Wii controller, and developed cramps in my fingers. I didn't even want to attempt playing it using the controller/nunchuck combo, so I had to go and look for an old GameCube controller. Which of course, was expensive ($25!), so I wound up getting a 3rd party MadCatz controller for $10. I got two in case anyone ever comes over and wants to play.

Then there's also the problem of not having a TV to play the game on, because (a) people watch TV downstairs and (b) the kids watch DVDs upstairs where the Wii is plugged in. Arrggh. So much for being King of My Castle.

Then there's the fact that I suck.. I play primarily as Mario, and a lot of times I just fall off the stupid arena and can't recover. Stupid game.

In case anyone wants a punching bag to beat up, send me your friend code. I'll try to post mine as soon as I manage to get the TV away from the kids.

"B" is for Bert

Thanks to Kathy W for this one.

You Are Bert

Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you lovable - even if you don't love them! You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

RIP Gary Gygax

Legendary Dungeons & Dragons creator Gary Gygax passed away today. I have fond memories of D&D, from trying to play a campaign with Benjor, Neil and some other guys (and then having it dissolve into an argument about interpreting the rules--good times) to reading the different AD&D sourcebooks (the various Monster Manuals and the Deities and Demigods were my favorites) to just trying to draw the blocky TSR logo and the stylized dragon ampersand. It also led to a love of epic fantasy, both in written form and in computer games.

Perhaps Penny Arcade said it best: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/03/04

At the Movies: Dragonlance

Yikes, it's even worse than the trailer!

Remember Panday, the animated series? Remember how bad it was? Well, the animation here is about on par with it. They cheaped out on every possible way--the character drawings were horrible, the movements were jerky (as if they cut the number of animation frames in half) and the CGI was atrocious.

It's as if they spent all their money on the talented voice cast (Keifer, who nails Raistlin, Lucy Lawless, Michael Rosenbaum) and cheaped out on their animators (animated in...India?!? What the hell?); it would've been better to cast no-names and spent the money on some talented animation studio; heck, what I wouldn't give to have Studio Ghibli do this.

What a wasted opportunity.

Super Tuesday

Voted for the first time here in the US today. It was...interesting, different from when I voted last back in Manila. I was a bit disappointed in the fact that the voting booths were not touch screen, instead relying on dials and buttons; what was also weird was that my ballot was then printed out. What? No going to some database? I suppose it's all for security's sake, but that does seem a bit antiquated.

Also disappointing was the fact that they didn't even bother asking me for an ID, relying on my knowing my home address for verification. I could've been faking! Then again, it was evening already, so the volunteers might've just been wanting to go home.

Superbowl XLII: Of Sore Losers and Lousy Ads

*sigh* All is well again. Gee, that Belichick is sure a good loser, isn't he?

The game was classic. The commercials...not so much. I think I only liked three:

Coca Cola: "It's Mine!" (Stewie! And an aww shucks moment at the end).



Budweiser: "Rocky" (Budweiser never disappoints)



E*Trade: "Banking Baby" (If only for the last line...about clowns!)

MacBook Air: A Mini Review

I found myself at the mall today and decided to take a hands-on look at the MacBook Air. There was a crowd of people around the three that were on display; one was being hogged by two teenagers who were goofing off on YouTube; another was being demoed by a "Genius" to a couple (I wanted to tell them to get a MacBook Pro if they were inclined to go Mac), and the third was running GarageBand.

The third one freed up pretty quickly, and so I got a chance to take a quick look at it. My impressions:
1. It's thin, but it feels pretty sturdy. Actually, it feels just about as solid as our Lenovo T61.
2. With that said, it still feels a bit bulky. How do I explain it? Um, some people are touting this as an "ultraportable". It doesn't feel like it. It feels just like a regular notebook (see #1).
3. I think the Titanium PowerBook is still sexier than this one.
4. Keyboard/Trackpad: Trackpad was nice and wide...but I kept catching myself trying to avoid resting my palms on it to type on the keyboard. Also, the "multitouch" thing they tout seems like a useless gimmick to me. It was cool on the iPhone, but not on this one. Gimme the T61 "nipple" any day.
5. Performance seemed snappy. Then again, I didn't try to load anything on it--just started up iPhoto, went to a couple of websites, and played a bit with GarageBand.

Overall, the impression I get is that it's a nice-looking piece of hardware, but it doesn't really do anything that the far cheaper MacBook doesn't do. I guess I'm not the "target audience".

How Many Five Year Olds...

I was listening to Kevin & Bean on KROQ this morning, and they mentioned a site called "How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?" This is so wrong on so many levels, but funny nonetheless. The segment then degenerated into Psycho Mike and Ralph yelling at each other due to Psycho Mike's claim that he could take down 50 kids easy.

Me? Well...

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Soul Calibur IV: "Play This One, You Shall"

I played Soul Calibur II when it went on the bargain bin--hey, who wouldn't like a game which featured the first Pinoy heroine (Talim) in a video game, for crying out loud!

I didn't play the next one, but I did like watching the trailer. Thus, when I saw the trailer for Soul Calibur IV, I was prepared for more Taki and Ivy goodness, but at 1:02 of the trailer...

I did not see that one coming.



(Click here for the 720pHD version. Requires DivX player, though)

At the Movies, 2008: Cloverfield

This movie made me sick.

Literally. It's all based on the "handheld-camera" idea, much like Blair Witch. So, what is this movie about? You've probably already seen the trailer with the head of the Statue of Liberty landing on the street. You've heard everything from Cthulhu to Voltron (huh, that would've been cool).

It's not Cthulhu or Voltron, I can tell you that. It is along the vein of Godzilla (in terms of giant monster attacks port city), although it's not our favorite Tokyo monster import. Yes, it's a monster movie, but without the usual cliches, like using a Mac to inject a virus into aliens. Well, okay, ONE cliche, the one about the attractive twentysomethings in DANGER. And you do have to check your disbelief at the door (that's a pretty indestructible camera, don't you think?). Oh, and Pepsi, Sephora and Nokia must've paid a pretty penny for product placement.

Despite those small flaws the movie on the whole is pretty darn good. It's tightly written, much like any JJ Abrams presentation, grabbing you and not letting go until the end. The monster is cool, and the different shots of the military attacking it are awesome. I wish, though, that the DAMN CAMERA WILL STAND STILL FOR MORE THAN TEN SECONDS. Because it nearly made me throw up.

Go and see it if you're not prone to motion sickness. I thought I wasn't (I never get seasick, even when fishing in a bangka for papacol in Cavite with huge waves around us), but this one made me contemplate running to the bathroom.

Sequel? Probably. Maybe they'll find the five lions and we'll get Voltron after all! I just hope it's not this handheld camera bit again.

Where Are They Now: Calvin and Hobbes

I finally got the Complete Calvin & Hobbes set for Christmas. It's still sitting on the table, unopened; I'm almost afraid to open it--yes, I'm one of those people who are obssessed with reading a book without breaking the spine.

Anyway, found this comic strip through the Dope: http://www.uclick.com/client/sea/lio/2008/01/20/index.html

I bet Watterson's not amused...

Nothing But Air

Today was teh Steve's Keynote at MacWorld 2008. While I'm not really a fan of Apple, I'm always curious about what the Next Big Thing is. This time around it was the MacBook Air.




Jobs calls it "the thinnest notebook ever", tapering down to .16 inches. 13.3" screen, aluminum, with a multi-touch trackpad. Fits in a manila envelope (pet peeve: stop spelling it manilla, bloggers! Geez.) as you can see in the ad. People should be lining up to get it, except...

1. It starts out at $1,800, which gives you an 80GB, 4200rpm PATA drive. S-L-O-W. You can opt for the 64GB SSD drive, but be prepared to pay $3,100.
2. It has no optical drive. No watching DVDs on this one! Installing stuff? Well, you can "borrow" the optical drive of another computer. Unfortunately...
3. It has no ethernet port. So you're stuck with wireless, which can be slow (unless you get an ethernet dongle and attach it to a USB port, except...).
4. It has only one USB port. So a USB hub is a must (along with a Bluetooth mouse).
5. The 2GB memory is non-upgradeable. Yup, you're stuck at 2GB.
6. The battery is non-removeable. Battery dies and you're nowhere near a power outlet? Tough.

In effect, this is pretty much the "Missing Link" between an iPod and a MacBook. Okay, I'm reaching with that one.

Despite its limitations, I'm sure people will buy it; some have called it "executive jewelry". I'll reserve judgment until I can drive down to the nearest Apple store and play with it. I'm pretty sure I won't buy it, though; I'd rather spend the money on a new TV.

Details from engadget, wired and apple.com

Happy Smurfday!

Happy 50th birthday, Papa Smurf!  You too, Smurfette.  Oh, and you, Brainy.  Can't forget you, Vanity--you look mah-velous with that flower, dahling.  Jokey, Grumpy, Greedy, Dreamy, Clumsy, Hefty,  Handy, Baby...all of you (even Gargamel and Azrael).  Happy Birthday! 

Still alive and kicking after all these years, and not wussified like the Care Bears (if only Benjor could get around to publishing the Care Bear Massacre, I'll be happy).  Heck, I even saw some Smurf figurines when I was at Universal Citywalk last year. 

Now, how 'bout them Snorks?